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[farang]

Only on this forum do you get the answers and questions to the meaning of life:

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

regards
farang
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[bobf]

Good stuff Farang.

Do you sometimes feel lonely when visiting this site?
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[farang]

Actually it's kinda relief to the overcrowded Ubuntu forums - where 1 day later your query is now 3 pages back!
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i would never join a club that would let me in as a member! - groucho
aw- we've been thrown out of better clubs than this - Abbott & Costello

[arenee]

wow a great thinking post. shared it with my friends. now back to the great day. btw my favorite thinkers are maya angelou and gandhi.